didnt go fer strings today . aww , so sad right .im like so loyal okay ! except that the doc says not to play the violin fer ONE month .. so i listen lorhs . so tempted when i saw everyone practicing . so i got shinq's permit and left the sku . no place to go , so went tampines to settle some stuff .

SIANS . so much homework to do . concert report's due on friday . ohyah , fer english supposed to write a biography on someone who has made an impact on the society/life . i'm writing on jj ! teacher very funny , she ask me why never bring notes to school to write . i point to my head , say the notes there . den she was like , oh REALLY . doing on jj ?she saw the huge words LIN JUN JIE on my paper .

okay , have to do stupid homework now . not much to blog about today . except that SHIRLEEN HENG wants to become a nerd in school . shirleen , my honey bunny , dont feel degraded , but YOU'RE NOT THE NERD KIND . you're just an ahlian . admit it LARH .

okay , now im at the hospital , when im supposed to be in school . came here fer xray , but finished so late , so i didnt bother going back to take art . saw another doc , the old one seems to be a quack . he put some metal thing inside , said to rest it fer ONE MORE MONTH . nabei sia . guess i just have to bear with it lorhs .

didnt post about sat and sun .

SATURDAY
went to rachel's house at 10.30 . found out she had fever , so i went with her to see doc . doc gave her medicine , den we went to Red Earth to buy eyeliner and nail polish . went back to her house . then yoyo came . daryl actually dowan come , budden he came at like 4 . watched 40-year-old virgin ! porn sia . yoyo keep saying he hard le , wan rape chhel . chase me out of room somemore sia . den chhel had to go her grandma hse at 7 , so left me and daryl only . went to eat KFC . he go buy like large mashed potato make me eat . almost puked sia .

den we took a cab down to bugis . i was supposed to go watch the Piano Classics with debra at esplanade . budden didnt feel like going . went to look fer daryl's sling bag . den saw this puremilk shirt . damn nice can ! he go try , den the salesgirl ask me , "eh , your boyfriend ah ? very cute leh !" den she giggle and walk off . i was like , HUH . he bought the shirt , den we go bugis street walk . saw this bag damn nice larh . he bought it . then the auntie was like , "you all look alike leh . brother and sister ?" den daryl say no larh , friend only . then she go scream at the salesgirl , ask if we look alike . then the salesgirl was like :

salesgirl : YAH LEH . look like ! you all qing lu arh ?
daryl : nono , really , friend only .
salesgirl : dut need be shy ! just tell me the truth .
daryl : really really !
me : "-_- *mumbles* look like mehs .
*walked out of shop*
auntie : *whispered* you all look like a very cute couple you know !

!!

damn paiseh can . i nothing to say sia . so just stand there smile . WE GOT LOOK LIKE STEAD MEHS . how come i dut see the resemblence .

then we go MRT . he went back bedok i think . i go esplanade meet my dad , cos i told him i go fer concert . reached home at 11.30 . SLEPT like a pig . x)


SUNDAY
supposed to wake up at 6 . cos meeting debra at hougang at 7.15 . woke up at 6.30 . didnt realise the time sia , i still manmansaw . hhas . then i looked at my hp , saw that it was 6.45 . rushed like siao . almost poked my eyeballs out when i wear contacts . reached hougang at 7.25 . record time ! went to nativity church . debra say from her house walking distance , budden her ma drive us . then in the car quite long , so i was like ,

Me : walking distance mehs ? how come so long de .
Debra : yah , walking distance what . 30mins lorh .
Me : "-_-

LAME SIA . i thought like 5mins or wad can le . went to coffeeshop eat abit , then started selling tickets at church . wahlao , damn funny sia . dunnoe who sell the tix to this woman , then she jiu shi dowan buy . guess wad she say ?

woman : oh , im so sorry . i bought already ! my son's in your sku .
friend : *giggle* erh . miss , i think you got the wrong school . our sku's CHIJ St Nicholas GIRLS' .
woman : (paiseh already) oh ? sorry , i meant daughter .

HAHAA . she paiseh sia . see lah , act smart . then after that , went to nic's house fer proj . met miv and jess . finished proj , went home . we got lost ! supposed to take 315 , we took 317 . then reached serangoon interchange , debra go ask the bus driver . he say take the OTHER 317 , white colour . then we were like , got colour one mehs ? so we took . in the end reached the same place again ! WTF SIA .

went to beach to meet chhel and shir after that . we got bored . and filmed a advertisment ! damn funny . LULU COMB . confirm solve all your bad hair day problems !

i just self-proclaimed that i am a very good script writer . its true ! all my ideas were creative okay , only abit paiseh and stupid larh . but still ! like take the LULU COMB one .

main stars : girl and guy .
scene : at beach .
props needed : a comb , and VERY VERY VERY thick face and ego .

here goes ..

*girl and guy smooching*
narrator : having bad hair day on your romantic valentine's day smooch ?

girl : *runs away from smooching guy*
guy : darling ! what happened !
girl : *obviously devastated and CRIES* my hair ! its horrendous ! *flings arms out dramatically*
guy : no darling ! i worship every fibre of your body ! i love you ! dont worry , guess what i've bought for your valentine's day present ! its the *swipes comb out* LULU COMB !
girl : *rubbing tears and takes comb* OH ! the LULU COMB'S FANTASTIC !
guy : yes darling !

narrator : no worries , solve all your hair problems with the LULU COMB ! no more bad hair days !
girl : *flashes comb and smirks seductivly at camera*

isnt that nice ! hello , MY creation okay . i like dramatically hillarious advertisments . x) if my cable thing is working , i'll upload the video here . no really well filmed though , cos we kept laughing and my camera wasnt good . but hey , im the script writer ! not the frigging actress ! cant blame us . ENJOY !

what kind of seducer are you ? my style was " Prized Object ."

The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.

hhaas . another quiz ! i think this is damn funny can . yes , i know , im very boliao . look ! another one .

Your Power Animal: Eagle. Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale. You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.

oh yarh . i was a wad ? a WHALE ? this is getting abit too weird . im feeling really really bored . AND STRESSED .

loads of projects to pass up on mon . history , geog , chinese , mep concert report , maths CT , physics CT , physics assignment . like WTF ! yah , student's duty is to study , but this is sheer torture ! would YOU think ME , ME , can take the stress ? stress doesnt affect me much , it simply drives me nuts . teachers always give the crap like stress pushes you to your maximum potential . yah , i know that , i used that line once in a debate . BUT , pushing a person ESP a student too far , instead of going to the max , the child starts turning rebellious . thus , leading to lower , lower grades . conduct drops , everything else drops . HAH , lets see how you stupid teachers can be oh-so-happy when THAT happens .

SOME teachers are just so bloody hypocritical . they claim credit when the student has done well , and they push the blame to the child when he/she fails . like for example today , principal of chijsngs announced that last yrs batch of sec4s did very well , and thus breaking some record acadamically , sports , and performing arts . so , they declared a 3day holiday to celebrate 3way success .

not that im complaining that i have free holiday fer apparently a reason which doesnt seem to concern me , but the thing is , THE PRINCIPAL PRACTICALLY CLAIMED ALL THE CREDIT ! okay , she didnt go outright and say "HAH , TODAY'S SUCCESS IS MINE . ALL MINE !" she didnt , but she said it until like she did some very weida thing . hello , i think the VP does more stuff then her . she jus goes there and do prayer fer us sometimes . other then that , she's on conferences , blahblah . maybe she does background work , but WHO KNOWS ?

okay , im condratictoring myself . but , who cares . im bored . AND HAHA RACHEL , they cant sue me cos i have a password to this damn blog . GIGGLE . x)

well , i did it . not literally DID IT , just , DID IT . okay okay , i cut my hair . and i like it ! the guy who cut fer me seems abit . abnormal . as in abnormally gay . the guy who washed my hair fer me is just too damn fucking cute ! slight resemblence with panweibo , but i think he's cuter ! and he massarged my head fer me . shiiookkk sia !


okay , enough about my hair . there was some debate competition during assembly just now . the motion was , "DO PARENTS HAVE ANY RESPONSIBILITIES IF THE CHILD GETS INTO A CRIME ?" or smth like that . yes , it sounds weird . the motion thing i mean . they even say like , this motion must stand/fall ! pishh , the first thing i thought was , MOTIONS CANNOT FALL , THEY JUST . well . LIE THERE . and stink of cos . x)


yadayadayada . speech damn bloody long . all i can conclude is , parents may have our well-being at heart , but they have damn bloody weird ways of expressing their love . oh well , too bad we cant ship all of them to Mars or smth .


yujie told me during recess that pregant people have short term memory loss . thats , well , shocking news . recently i've been having STM . gessh , im not pregnant ! i cant be ! jj's not even in singapore to do it with me yet ! (yes , i know , i'm fahuachi-ing . hey , a girl can dream right ?)


shir's very funny . look at the conversation we had :

me : are you pregnant ? cos its scientifically proven that pregant ladies have STM . and you keep forgeting where city hall is !

shir: ... no , but im growing fatter . no sex before though .

me : sure ? nauseous ?

shir: nope .

me : dizziness ? mood swings !

shir : how about loss of appetite .

me : YES . oh my gosh , your hormones are raging ! bloody hell , my best friend's pregant .

shir: its godamn depression .

me : oh .

shir: god , whats wrong with you .


HAHAS . im soo sorry , but i dunnoe what's wrong with me either . i think the inflamation thingy the doc was talking about is acting up .


my gosh . shir told me we used to play my little pony when we were p2 . *EYES OPEN WIDE WITH HORROR* couldnt rmb at first . but now that i think of it ... roughly . we used to fight and argue fer the big white horse . *faints* ARGH . plus pokemon battles . i rmb we would shriek GO POKEMON , I CHOOSE YOU ! or smth . FUCK , THATS SO . so . so . so .... nvm , im speechless and still recovering from shock .


oh well , i'm off to do some ENLIGHTENING and ENRICHING stuff like stuff my irritating cousin's head into the toilet bowl . tata amigos !

HAHA . actually couldn't think of anything funny to blog about today , budden i'll reply to janemarmie , shir and chhel here instead of the tagboard . anyways , marmie , WHERE GOT DEPRESSING ? im like so lively can , geddit , FULL OF LIFE ! x)


shirleen arh shirleen , you seriously cannot remember what we played during p2 ? i'll refresh your memory . we pretended that we were pokemon , and i remember i was some eagle thing . then we would like battle or smth , and see who wins . i could become invisible and fly faster than the speed of light you know ! lame , i know . i can't believe it , i was so , i cannot bring myself to say this , RETARDED ! yes , can you believe sucha intelligent and self proclaimed genius like me played lame things like this ! oh well , childhood days .


to chhel . precautions must be taken okay ! you never know lorhhs ..


chhel jus told me i seem to like saying "OH SHUT UP" everytime . talking on fone now , as well as laughing like crazy . chhel keep adding a "si" behind everything . LAME LARH . retarded twit , admit it !


ohyah , i went fer xray today ! doc say my bone has a crack on it , will take about 3wks to heal . no violin , no viola , no piano , no hockey . damn scared when i was at the hospital , budden now okay le , cos of SOMETHING that happened . x)


anyways , stayed back at school today for history proj . didnt do much , i just SAT there , laughing at retarded things . debra's bestie is jocie guo meimei ! she has a crush on MY bestie , michael jackson , and he's big boobs ! she changed the wallpaper on the school computer to michael jackson with photoshopped boobs ! damn funny sia .


CHHEL , stop acting angmo . stop with the babeh thing also . you cannot be angmo ! you sound like you have speech problems . HAHA .


180206 . ILU darling ! *GIGGLEs with bimbo flick of hand* eek , im turning bimbotic ? PUI ARH .

i suddenly felt like there's need to post this . cos i am currently feeling that my school life is fucked up , so much projects to pass up ! so if i should die from stress one day , these people are the one i will miss like fuck :

not really by other btw , i remember who , i write who . primary times first !


`RACHEL LEE RUI QI : yes , i'll miss you you retarded being .

`SHIRLEEN HENG HUAI TIAN : duh , i'll miss the times we played POKEMON together in p2 .

`FLINTSTONES -
BRENDA : bambam laogong ! i'll miss the times i flattened you .
JOANNE : wilma marmie ! i miss times when we hide in prefect den and skip assembly .
JINGJUN : betty ! i'll miss the times i always whack you with my badminton racket during training !
BRENDA LEE : moomoo ! miss the times we always stayed back till closing time in p3 .
VIVIEN : elephant ! i'll miss the times we screamed togther in chinese period .

`DIANA SOH : i'll miss the times in germany when we oogled at the angmo guys in the hostel .

`ERIKA : godma ! i miss the times during choir when we'll bully all the juniors .

`STEFF , JIAEN , SONGCHINN , KAIEN : my darling meis . ILU .

`POH YI : for stripping infront of me in germany . eeks !



okay , many many more . shall post other days . my marmie wants me to sleep now . GOODNIGHT . please pray i'll make it through the night .

hhas . i think i've discovered my talent . i can lie pretty well ! okay , nothing much to be proud of , but still ! x)


went with shir and chhel to marina square today . go long john eat . haven't eat finish then my ma call , say she at esplanade le , ask me whr am i . i anyhow bian some weird story , den quickly rush off to esplanade . wahlao eh , havenet even buy my things yet larh , wtf .


debra thinks the idea of me using *ahem* horrible lao ya contacts is very funny . i bought a pair at compasspoint fer only $15 ! budden before can even wear , it will like keep flopping and flopping . weird sia . then ytd i tried wearing in sku , den whole eye turn damn red , den keep tearing . bought new ones ytd at suntec with dearie . cost me $70 can . NOT LAO YA LARH DEBRA , SO STOP LAUGHING .


sians . tml must go hospital take x-ray . my wristbone like keep shifting sia , damn frigging pain . i actually dowan go sku , budden got test , so my ma say go take test , then take me from sku go hospital .


i dut like hospitals . they always remind me of sad and sick people , and poor relatives who only can stand by the hospital watching helplessly at their love ones suffering . hais . budden , WHO LIKES HOSPITALS ? always remind me of the time korkor had to go cos of the mild stroke . wahlao , i still rmb that day i cry like fuck , daddy and ma dowan tell me anything somemore . then remind me i everyday sneak out go hospital pei my korkor . my kor damn humji one , only he act act nothing . i know he dut like being alone , so i bought him this damn cute elephant ! its like the head small small , the legs long long . he like alot can , need go take blood or wadever always bring it with him one . x) CHILDISH .


oh yay , another reason fer me to doubt i am from my family . my kor is very very childish ! i am so matured . *GIGGLE*


okay , got tingxie tml . plus physics test i think . better go study . BYE !

okay . here i am , sitting in my room , worrying about shirshir . she and lance got caught hugging by her ma jus now . her ma called me , and scared the fuck outta me . screamed like siao sia , she kept saying what if shir got raped by lance ? blahblah . say dao like me and chhel good friends with shir will like demoralize us like that . wtf !


shirshir's not replying me . SHIRLEEN , IF YOU'RE READING THIS , PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CALL ME BACK CAN ! okay , you dowan call me or talk ta me also can , but at least talk ta lance ? he seems very worried . at least i think he is , considering that he calls me like every 5mins to see if i've heard from you . if you're planning on running away from home , you can always come my house ! if you dowan see my parents , i'll run away with you . me and chhel will be here fer you !


hais . i think I Not Stupid Too was right . parents may think they wei wo men hao , budden fuck it , their concern sometimes seems very mentally depressing . budden i also abit pity shir's ma lehs . she call me that time she was also crying like shit larhs . then she kept saying , how would you feel if you were me ? im her mother you know ! i was about to say , well , i wouldn't know right , cos IM HER FUCKING BEST FRIEND , NOT HER FUCKING MOTHER . budden she continue talk and talk and talk like shit . wahlao ..


i think adults are idiotic assholes . before i go into adulthood , i think i'll kill myself first .


last msg : shirleen heng , CALL ME , before i do something drastic .

okay , i'm typing very very slowly with my right hand only . becos my hand's been whacked during PE . we were playing floorball , and michelle was training her shooting skills . you know , michelle's a cellist , and cellists have very very very strong hands . so , she shot a slap shot , and slipped , "POW" , whacked my hand . cried like fuck . she went with me to PE department , got ice pack from teacher , and tortured me with it . pain like siao .


my first thought when i heard that i got a fracture was , WTF , THEN MY VIOLIN HOW ! tried practicing , almost dropped my 8k violin on the floor .


smth very very funny happened today during VP's talk . details another day , my hand's hurting .


forced to go hospital fer x-ray tml . wish me luck . i hope doc doesnt say no violin fer 1mth , or else , i'll kill myself .

i need to know something . WHY ARE ALL THE SHUAI GES IN SINGAPORE EITHER TAKEN , ATTITUDE , OR GAY ?! seriously , i really really dont understand this . pris had one experience damn funny . she was at sentosa , then saw this 2 drop-dead shuai guys walking towards the toilet with their swimming trucks and wadever shit . wahlao , everything they also have , muscles , nice hair , good body , EVERYTHING . they went into the toilet , 5mins later , they walked out , guess what they were doing ?


THEY WERE KISSING THE FCUK OUT OF EACH OTHER .

!!


like what the hell ! pris is the type of person who'll think that 0.00001% of the guys she see arent shuai . unless they're like her idols or smth larh . wahlao ..


anyway , i cant blog anymore today . tons of hw to do . ohya , before i forget ..


JJ's 4th album (Cao2 Cao1) coming out on 17Feb , which is tml !
great great news . damn excited . remember to buy and support him okay ! x)

very very very dulan now . not in mood to post anything that makes any sense . personal msg to dearie: DONT WORRY LARH , THE FAMILY WILL BE ON YOUR SIDE . GO SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR SHIT ! love you dearie . x)

well . today's valentines day ! didnt realise girls school also celebrate sia . poned last yr's valentines to go out , so didnt know . come school first thing see so many people carrying flowers , chocos , soft toys , HUGGING each other . heng , nvr see lesbians kiss , or i think i'll have nightmares tonight .


ger gave me a lamb which i named , LAO AH PEK . its damn frigging cute , and she bought it from New Zealand . alot of people thought we were lesbians , budden dont worry ger ! even if you turn les , i'll still love you . HAHAS . got lotsa chocos and sweeets . my laogong angela baked some sort of cookie thing with nuts and chocos ! so much work , considering she's the type that will burn up the entire kitchen when she just turns on the stove .


*ahem* abit of a embarrasing part after this . shan't post it up , but if you reaalllyy wanna know , ask me . i'll tell you . provided you swear and cross your heart and hope to die that you wouldnt laugh like crazy .


during english we went to the library to do some research thingy . me , michelle , nic , debra and dearie went to grab all those thick thick books , threw them on the table , went to the couch and sat down , and started to bitch . haha , so fucking funny sia . teacher walk past , ask wad we doing , we all started talking about the book which michelle was holding . just happended it to be , Memoirs of Lee Kuan Yew . LOL ! michelle didnt know , then she was pointing to the cover , " you know , i think this person is very shuai . we use him for biography ?" obviously she thought she was holding another magazine . then teacher was like , "michelle , you think that Lee Kuan Yew is handsome ? ARE YOU SURE ? " den michelle went HUH , looked at book and shrieked . HAHAS .


miv , yujie , delphine , xunlin , jiamin , jess came to join us . damn noisy , until teacher almost chased us out .


i discovered i had this funny mark thing under my neck , which looks like a lovebite . NO , ITS NOT , its the mark that i've been overpracticing on my violin . dearie started saying she doesnt know how it feels to bite , and be bitten , so she grabbed me and tried to bite my neck . budden i shrieked and michelle accidently pushed her off the couch and she landed on her ass . hhas !


strings after sku . had a blackout at mep room . nono , 2 blackouts . practiced pieces fer Jubilate 3 ! anybody wanna come ? its st nicks annual school concert , by performing arts . its on 27June , place not very sure . rumoured to be Esplanade actually , budden sku TOO POOR , so changed to Kallang . please come okay ! i'll get someone to sponser tickets . strings performing ! MUST COME and SUPPORT HORH !

HAHAASS ! seriously , someone should go to my body settings and minus off my sense of humour . spent 2hrs reading xiaxue , den retard patrol , and currently , im having a stomachache and headache from over laughing . fuck , anyone who reads those posts will laugh the shit ouut of you . in RetardPatrol , apparently fiddler was arguing with this guy cos he thinks fiddler's post are horrible . not really true , cos i find them very funny . i liked what he replied to guy , "EAT SHIT YOU HOMO. Next to my testicles, yours makes atoms look huge." FUCK , THAT WAS GOOD MAN .


yesshh . i should stop reading all these . jessica and debra thinks they're polluting my brain , and will minus my IQ by like 25points each time i read them . HAHA , funny , but too bad , i didnt have much IQ to start with anyway . why not minus tinny lil bit more ?


that reminds me , that time me , chhel and shir were in the MRT . shir thinks people who have high IQ seldomn have low EQ . she went on to declare she has high EQ , low IQ , while i have high IQ , low EQ . i started screaming at her , then i heard a very loud HUH from chhel beside me . me and shir looked at each other , and realised we were wasting time arguing . chhel was the one with BOTH low EQ and IQ ! hhas ! okay , after this gets published , i have approximatly 2hrs to run away from home , cos chhel will only read it aft she comes home from watching campus superstar .


no fair ! chhel's friend is the best friend from someone in campus , so they're been given 10 free tickets . !!! nabei . i wanted to go , budden *ahem* the woman in the house said no , come home , or else grounded fer next 2 yrs of life . HAH . not funny .


was damn dulan just now , so didnt post about wad happen in sku . had stupid hse meeting aft sku . mivio was trying to use her hp to call someone . then she was talking , suddenly , teacher behind her ! i poked her , den say "TEACHER BEHIND DUMMY" she look , den she quickly tell her friend , "FASTER LARH , TEACHER BEHIND ME !" friend didnt wan to reply , 3secs later , another 3 teachers were walking towards us . i told her "ehh . darling arh , 3 teachers coming ." miv turned , saw , started shrieking into hp "FASTER LEH , MORE TEACHERS !" i turned around , saw another 5 teachers walking towards us . this time , i give up . i told mivio "happy birthday , the whole staff is here ." miv SHRIEKED , slammed down hp , and proceded to look very innocent .


!! for those who dunno mivio , HER SHRIEKING IS VERY VERY HIGH PITCHED CAN . i think my supposed to be perfect pitch just went down by 3 tones + 4 octaves .


tml's valentine's day . for people who know why , nope , 14Feb has no positive meaning to me whatsoever . nada . fer dummies who dunnoe where to bring your steads to , theres apparently some package thing you can sign up for at Clarke Quay or smth . for just $149 , you can watch a screening of a romance movie , get a picnic basket filled with GOOD food , free vodka provided , and watch stars under some bridge or smth ! bit ex though . for broke ppl , why dont you just do your girlfriends a favour , bring her to the beach and make her happy fer once . i know gers like chhel and shir will like it .

p.s. LANCE AND JON , YOU BETTER MAKE MY 2 BEST FRIENDS HAPPY TML , OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH A LION , 2 TIGERS AND AN ELEPHANT . do me a favour , let them feel like superstars . x)

how i wish people could stop fcuking up my life .


first , snyo called . (shirleen heng , stop asking me wtf is tat , its singapore national youth orch . LAST TIME IM TELLING YOU !) during the audition last yr i played violin larhs . den they say violin alot le , wan me change ta viola . i say okay . then they give me 6months ta learn , den rejoin larhs . now they're telling me they wan me come THIS WK . no audition , cos they have confidence in my playing . i was like , thanks fer the compliment , but i dont really think im ready yet . then they didn't fcuking care , and said i HAD to come , cos they were lacking in people .


fcuk larhs , im already stressed up about so many things le can . look , i can even make a list out of it :

1) mother wants me to take IP and go to jc next yr .
2) viola grade 7 .
3) violin diploma . (performance ?!)
4) fcuking studies .


like HELLO . anyone of these problems are enough to kill me larhs , dont say all of them . so i called them back , told the secetary i WOULDNT , and COULDNT join snyo until the least 2 weeks later . then i slammed down the phone and fcuking started to cry .


of cos , another reason i dont wanna join is because i wouldnt have enough time to go out , cos of practices , PLUS , i cant go yhope on sat . wahlao .. told my dad , he gave me this lecture about last time when he was young , then he also wanted to join the SSO , budden his standard wasnt good enough , now i was given the chance , then i dowan join . then wad it was a waste of opportunity , wants me to live out his dreams . like HUH .


fcuk , not that im not sensitive and that i dont wanna be filial , budden , I HAVE MY OWN FCUKING LIFE . stress i can take , but this is seriously too much . tell you , a tiny lil bit more stress , and i'll crack .


somehow , i think my password's been leaked out by dunnoe who . so the assholes who got into my blog by asking the traitor , please kindly piss back to your own planet . don't think i dunnoe who you are . tag my board and say im a bitch , I DARE YOU , and see what i'll do . i'll track down your IP add , call singtel or whatever shit your subscriber is , and TRACK down your home add . i'll hunt you down i tell you . when i find you , i'll make sure im carrying 10 parrangs and 20 guns .


ahhh . feel much better after vending my anger .

long time no post . okay , its actually only like 2 days . but , whatever . came back at 12am on friday . me , jess , michelle and wenman went to VCH for Mozart's 250th birthday concert . got concert report to do . ChanYoongHan was playing solo violin , GuanQi viola . GuanQi was the guy the syto people asked to be my viola teacher , budden i didnt want to be under a China guy . cos like DUH , my chinese isnt very good , and fuck , i'll screw up all my lessons . so i learned under my Russian violin teacher instead . x) now OCC thinks i play like a Russian . SO WHAT ASSHOLE , Russians are known to be very good musicians okay .


anyway , we lined up to get their autograph during intermission ! thought we would be able to get extra marks for that . HAHAS . nice music , ChanYoongHan's damn good . i wish i could play like that . when i came back , wrote abit on the concert , then i went to sleep .


ytd was YHOPE's love triple one service ! damn fun . aft service , we all went to starhub there . i was in the toilet with rachel , trying to make jessica's eyes look bigger with eyeliner . hhas . didnt succeed though . x(


then chhel , daryl and wenyou came to find me . went to centrepoint to help chhel look fer jon's valentines day present . couldnt find any . theres a Robert's Piano shop there ! grand pianos damn nice , budden they have one major flaw . THEY REMIND ME OF MY PIANO TEACHER ! plus , how she shrieks her head off whenever i DONT practice . hello , not my fault that i dont have one lil bit of interest fer pianos right . pishh . i would have dropped piano if i wasnt my mep's second instru .


me and chhel went bugis to look fer shir and lance , while daryl and wenyou went to their friend's hse to do dunnoe what . went yoshinoya , took many snap shot photos of each other . chhel took one of me msging someone , another one of me and shir fighting . i noticed that BIMBOS fight by pulling each others hair , budden shir fights by scratching my flesh off . dont live in self denial darling , YOU ARE A BIMBO ! lance is a himbo , so two of you are a match made in Heaven . x)


went to michelle's house fer awhile , wished her happy birthday , then we went to tampines . supposed to watch movie , budden we didnt manage to . cos marrying the mafia 2 is NC16 ! no fair , i watched marrying the mafia 1 , and it WASNT NC16 CAN . the last time me and my fwens tried using fake ID , guess wad , the people found out and TORE MY IC INTO HALF ! bloody fools .


ended up we spent the time at the archade . watching chhel and shir play para , and the others playing pool . saw eric there . wahlan , his hair grow so fast , now no more mohawk ! not fun le . hhas . saw junior , rene and jeremy also . fcuk , they grow so tall , now all taller than me .


after that , we all go beach . then like 5mins later , they all walk me home . my dad saw daryl they all sia ! then he was like , who are those guys . then i keep saying how i know . blooody hell ! hope he doesnt tell my kor .


my ma says shes not buying me the bow bcos my kor's accupuncture fee very high . then she says if i want it badly , go find a job , or JOBS , earn and save by myself . fine larhs , i will , but i dont believe i cannot pass my diploma without that bow . im starting to wonder if my ma adpoted me larhs . its like , i dont fucking look like anyone in the family , my kor's 185 and im 154 . my ma's tone deaf , while im currently doing a music diplma . FUCK , ANYONE CAN HELP ME FIND MY REAL MOTHER ? as in , REALLY REAL .


havent been doing quiet time fer very long , its about time i started .

I AM VERY BORED . shall blog about stupid retarded maths teacher . she pronounces all the Ss in words like "girlsSSSSSSSS" and "pleasSSSSe" . tell you , thats bloody irritating . ytd the class was damn noisy , then she was like , "put your hands on your hearts girls, and feel your consience ! are you treating me right with respect when you're talking when im talking !" pishh , idiot . i'll start respecting you when you start behaving like a normal teacher .


geog teacher damn dulan today . dunnoe why . she writing on the botard , then she write so hard then the chalk broke into half ! then she glared at the chalk , then she continued writing . wahlao , she treat all secones damn nice , budden sectwo she treat us machiam sai . last yr she damn nice . this yr litte bit thing she scold le . crazy bias teacher .


audrey damn funny today . she was trying to eat her chocolate , budden she scared teacher see . so she put her milky way in her pencil case . then she put her mouth INSIDE the pencil case and ATE it . wahlao , beginning i didnt know what she doing , then from my view look like shes licking the damn pencil case . then i screamed WTF ! then she turned and smirked , HAHA , RELAX , CHOCOLATE LA . kesiao sia she . then i laughed like siao , teacher thought i laughing at her geog ppt , then scold me .


tml wont be blogging . going fer some violin viola concert at VCH with jessica , michelle and wenman . have ta do concert report on it . pishh . FINALLY i found huangmengla's cd ! his playing , DAMN FUCKING GOOD CAN . i hear le eyes almost pop out sia . x)


sians . going to talk to chhel on fone . NITES .

loads to blog about today . but i have so many homework ! so i shall talk about the rest tml . just came back from town with chhel . she wanted to buy a valentine's day gift fer jon , budden she decided that she'll get it on sat , with daryl choosing fer her . guys are like so damn hard to get gifts for can ! bloody hell , girls you can just get some soft toy or a necklace or something , but guys ? no way , give them too expensive they'll lecture you about the cost . give them too cheap , they think that in our hearts they're only worth that much . wtf !


on the way from somerset mrt to cine , there was this guy called jiawei selling ythose flowers fer the needy . then me and chhel keep saying we buy before . then he say okay lorh , then ask whr we going . then he follow us to cine . hahas . damn funny , i told him chhel buying present fer jon , then he was like , woah 14 got stead le . i 16 still bo stead leis ! then he ask i have stead anots . i say ehhhh ... then he suddenly , HAHA you dont have ! i know ! i be your stead larhs ! then i started laughing like crazy then he went off to pester other people . HAHAS .


okay , i have to go bathe now and finish ALL my homework by today . i will be a good lil ger frm now on ! i didnt pon dance today . be proud of me ! x)

i think im growing OLDD . i walk slower , i eat slower , and i sleep more . sometimes i just SIT there doing nothing . depression ? nahh . dont think so . more probably mood swings , i wonder why .


went to jessica's house todae . interviewed her grandpa fer chinese proj . so funny , we made him stand at the window and look SAADDD . he's supposed to look like his thinking about the past , then we can put that pic on the powerpoint and play all those old songs like yue liang dai biao wo de xin or something . teacher may add marks , you never know . x)


personal recount due on thurs . i think im not writing a compo , im writing a frigging BIOGRAPHY . i wrote too much larhs , like around 600 words JUST about this guy named KOPI , how he's inner-most complex feelings was . the compo's supposed to be about a Chinese immigrant journey's to America , 300 words . i havent even started on how he got on the BOAT , and i've already taken up 600 . pishh , i think i wrote a whole lot of crap . i almost CRIED , i mean literally , when teacher said that it was only a draft , and after peer editing we would have to rewrite the whole damn thing . please , i have only 2 hands , out of which only 1 can write legibly , and you want me to rewrite !! then teacher adds that we can type it out , and my hands started dancing fer joy . not hands , my nerves .


i think mood swing coming back . oh wait , think it's depression knocking on the door now .

hais . well , like shir said , he wasnt and isnt special , i made him special . hais . someone , DROWN ME . oh wait , me and chel agreed that we should stab each other and die , so like the saying goes , wo men suay (?!) ran bu neng tong nian (actually not true , we're both 92s) tong yue tong re sheng , ke shi wo men neng tong nian tong yue tong ri si . HAHA .


so cool ! so lame ! whatever . PISHH . i think i should murderize the guy who wrote this part in the script . its seriously making me laugh my shit out . not literally of course . eew , that'll be like so sick . imagine this person laughing and laughing , happily , or so you thought . then you slowly see something moving at his/her ass , and a smell starts polluting the air and goes right up your nostrils . TA-DA , person jus laughed his shit out . EEW , SICK .


yes , i am currently very bored now , that's why im blogging so much . i'm also trying to NOT remember i still have homework , and my Stories of Asia to read . oh wait , i can't read it , cos I CANT FIND IT . save me , please . commit Euthanasia on me , for all i care , i wont even charge it to you as murder . oh wait , im jus kidding , i don't wanna die so young . oh yay ! i see depression walking out of the door .


if you cant get the part about depression walking in and out , try reading this book by Marian Keyes , called WATERMELON . i just started reading it , and its CUTE ! and funny . its about this woman who just gave birth to her first kid , and her bastardy husband left her for a OLDER woman , and shes currently having depression jus by thinking how her HOT husband could be having rapid sex with that woman now . its nice okay ! trust me , read it . x)


i have to go now , going to pris house for lou hei .

went ta beach with chel jus now . i threw away the ring ! be proud of me . thought the first emotion i would feel was depression , budden , the first thing i thought was , IM FREE ! wahahas . today damn high tide larhs . me and chhel go take stone throw . she says wad daryl show her how to throw got ripples , in the end is all PIONK , sink one . LAME SIA . we started a competition . see who throw further ! HAHA , I WIN RACHEL LEE . too bad x) . budden both of our hands damn red larhs . i think i've just sprained my other arm . pishh .


im so damn bored now . i think im going to sleep .

yesterday went ta watch i not stupid too with chhel , shir , lance , daryl and yq . wahlao , damn touching larhs . me and chhel cried like crazy . eyes damn swollen . in the end , my contacts drop out . x) then yq went off to dunnoe where with dunnoe who . bahh . then daryl keep saying he wants to go watch chingay . so chhel and me go with him . he's crazy larhs , climb here climb there . until security guard ask him come down . lols ! my head damn pain , so i go beach wait fer them . in the end , saw kel . he ask me go beach with him . i say dowan , cos i meeting friend . then he pull me go some stupid ulu ulu place . wahlan , cos of him , i hai chel and daryl walk until like crazy . cos they looking fer me . SORRY HORHS !


smoke smoke smoke . he like machiam go into depression le larhs . i hope one day he coughs up his lungs and DIES . not that i hate smokers , i jus hate him .


fuck larh , there's something wrong with my blog . i cannot access ! wonder if this stupid post can be published anots .


chhel go cut hair ytd ! no fair , i also want to cut . me and shir went to ask the hairdresser if i should cut , then he looked at me , den he went " ehh .. actually .. you like no more hair to cut lehs ." WTF ! shir and chhel started to laugh their heads out . FINE LORHS , i shan't cut . stupid chhel go pierce ear also . I ALSO WANT . budden ma say pierce one more , im grounded until im 35 . pish . when she goes to some country fer business , im going to pierce everywhr and run away from home . anybody wanna lend me their home stay ?


didnt eat anything ytd sia . like ate one bread in the morning , then .. eh ? no more le . nabei , dunno who's the once cursing me lose my appetite .

okay , maths teacher is . WEIRD . she was trying to explain to us what the hell is bisect or smth . michelle wanted to play , so she keep going , i dunnoe teacher ! i dunno ! so teacher came up with stupid idea of " A loves B , but B doesn't love A . so A bisects B but B doesn't bisect A . den blahblah .." anyone understand ? i don't see a link . den she came up with third party C . then mixed together , they become things that bisect things if they love each other ! seriously , whats the link with A , B and C's love triangle have to do with MATHS ? pishh . then when she has no more ideas , she picks up books and walks out of class crying . my gosh , whats HER problem ? abit not our fault she's so boring , and that she always bo tai bo ji scream at us right . also , she uses coffeeshop auntie voice too . I CAN'T STAND HER . i'm so gonna fail maths this yr .


had MEP listening test today . potatohead cher (ie. mr cher , who has a potatohead .) said the test was going to be very very difficult . actually not that bad larh . i made the mistake of the centuary , I PUT FRIGGING MOZART FOR THE QUES WITH "WHICH LIKELY COMPOSER IS THIS ?" WHEN THE TOPIC IS IN THE BAROQUE PERIOD ! after the test , pass up paper , i discovered , shit , Mozart's in the classic period . i should have put Bach or Monteverdi . jessica did something worse , she put BEETHOVEN . my gosh , thats like in the middle of classical and romantic period . PISSHHH . potatohead cher accidently gave us a big big hint when he said , " choose carefully between solo concerto and concerto grosso ." he left out symphony and trio sonata ! 50/50 ques . x)


then during assembly , there was this Beijing troupe from Beijing who came to perform , DUH , Beijing opera to us . not bad larh , only very high pitch . luckily i wasnt wearing my glasses , confirm 100% pichia if i wear . i think the host , this very cute and small boy , is very funny . hes so small , hes costume's too big ! and too shiny . and he pronounces HARRY as HAA-LII . so cutee ! his chinese , woah , too bad , i cannot understand .


i can finally get my contacts tml . i think my current pairs rooting already . chhel's going to cut her hair ! no fair , i also want , budden i no more hair . x( SO SAD . shir thinks if i cut anymore , im going to look like the butch-iest butch in the world . oh well , too bad .

seriously , someone HAS to save me from my nutty school . my teachers are all CRAZY . as in , INSANELY RETARTED . our maths teacher is damn paranoid . i think someone should send her for counselling . she kept shrieking that the fan in our classroom was going to drop and kill us all . when we refused to say anything , she starts " sweating is a good way to purge all the toxics out of your body . your ancesters' didnt use fans last time , so they live long long ! " den she starts doing that stupid hand thing and go , "xiuuu ! xiuuu !" then she promtly switches off all the fans and closes all the doors . MY GOSH , this is singapore for fuck's sake . its damn bloody hot can ! apparently , the dm wants me to tie up my hair cos she says its TOO LONG . pishhh , my hair is too short to tie okay . even if i can tie it up , i'll only manage to look like a retard .


fell asleep during geog . teacher's nice , budden her lessons are abit , boring . so couldn't help it . once i almost got caught , budden audrey jus POKED me in the ribs , so i woke up . x) shirshir got caught for msging me in class ! aww .


stayed back after school to pei debra cos she had dance . damn funny , she was trying to teach me the art of sliding your head up and down . i can do it now ! anybody wanna watch ?

just came back from school . supposed to go for this stupid science remedial thingy . budden i found out last min that actually , NO ONE'S GOING ! so me , jess , nicolette , mivio and shaowen stayed back for chinese project . shaowen doesnt want to let us go her hostel see ! my gosh , that's so nice , living in a hostel . you can do whatever shit you wan , and your mother kan't nag at you . WTF ! i also wan . budden the only chance i can stay in a hostel is like if i go singapore sports school or something . pisshh . unless my mother one day wakes up and goes crazy and sends me off to SWITZERLAND to study or something . FAT HOPE .


skipped stupid dance enrichment today with nicolette and debra . teacher didnt seem to believe my excuse that i was "mentally stressed out and drained " . i think she finally realised that dorothy was abit kuazhang the wk before . wahlao , my dearie was so damn willing to help me skip , she went like , "she's having horrible terrible headaches called migraines teacher , and she sees flashing lights , and if she turns around in circles shes gonna faint and DIE ! " teacher's abit stupid , so she says okay . x)



these people are the *ahem* nutty people who stayed back ! first one's jessica . the two people are nicolette and shaowen . last one's mivio ! mivio was so bored , she glued the oranges found on dunnoe who's table together .












seriously , she glued them . you might be thinking now , can oranges be glued ? well , we put two of the oranges to the test , (yup , we ripped them apart) , and TA-DA ! the results :

i told you they stick ! x)











this , is my love letter to jessica . loving arent we ? =X



aww , nicolette and mivio wants to get into the picture too . now we're in a love square . x) oops , nic's name was cut off .



i started to get nutty , and wrote all the nuts i could think of down ! peanut , walnut , dounuts ! (jess's idea) mivio came up with the pistasio nut thing . wad the fuck is a pistasio nut ? anyone who knows , please enlighten me .



i started to get abit zilian , and wrote my name on my birthday on shaowan's student diary ! btw , people who don't know , its 8JULY . hinthint . i like things like converse , adidas , plus a occasional GUCCI . even if i don't , i can always sell them . *GIGGLE* oops , shir and me jus agreed , GIGGLE , is the more twitish word a twit can ever think of . pishh . im no twit ! i am a accomplished writer !


can you actually believe it , me , ME , grace soon rui xian , actually scored A1 in CHINESE ?! my gosh , i almost had a heart attack when i got back my paper . chhel , I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS . x)


my mother's playing some hakken lee guy mtv on the tv . wait , do i hear my ouxiang ? YES ! ITS HIM ! THE ONE AND ONLY HUANG MENGLA ! my gosh , his violin playing skills are SUPPEERBBB BABEHH ! one word to describe , WOW . i solemnly vow , (okay , not really solemn , cos im still gawking at how sucha CUUTTEE and superr duper HOTT guy can actually play the violin so wonderfully) that im going to get a diploma cert by the end of next yr , latest . no , im not going to get some stupid pass or merit , im going to get DINTINSTION . so when i go to the esplanade or VCH to stalk huang mengla , the guards cannot laugh at me and say im a talentless git trying to stalk a professional violinist . if they do , i will shove my cert into their faces and say , HAH . now lets see WHO'S the talentless git now mister ! WAHAHAA .


anyway , back to the subject . my gosh , i still cannot believe sucha hottiiee and actually play like that ! he handles his violin like its part of his body , machiam his ribs are sticking out and his playing them with the bow . OOHH . waitwait , i better go on , or i'll start thinking dirty . x)


pishh . my mother's bringing my brother's girlfriend and , can you believe it , my brother to sentosa on sat for some FLOWER SHOW . my gosh , she wants ME to go with her . had an urge to scream and pull all her hair off , i have to mantain my demure-ish shu nu image right ? cannot let chhel win the bet . so i happily graciously informed her that i have violin in the morning , church after that , and im going out with chhel . THANK YOU LORD , FOR THE VIOLIN , AND CHHEL , FOR THEY ARE ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN MY LIFE . okay , besides my darling SHIRSHIR too . i miss her like fuck . x(


sat's the chingay parade thingy . nicolette's performing ! wouldn't miss it for the world . she wants me to make banners and scream like crazy when she comes out . but her costume is some weird space alien looking thing , so i doubt i can even recognise her anyways .


okay , enough blogging . i think i blog too much . my posts are too long . budden i can't help it ! i seem to digress slightly too much . ohya , jus like that time ..... WAITWAIT . NO MORE . IM GOING TO BATHE . tata amigos . x)

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